"Band On The Run" is the over-the-top and highly entertaining tale of Mellowtron, an out-of-control rock band on its first tour of America, as told in memoir form by their uber-controlling manager, James Blank. The band sets out on a savage journey from Seattle to New York City in a customized Winnebago, recording songs on tour stops along the way with the intention of having a completed album when they reach the Big Apple. Their twisted escapades along the highways and backstages of America are chronicled in all their vulgar hilarity. Along the way, many of rock and roll's most diabolical events are recounted by author Matt Syverson. "Band On The Run" is a tale of sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, and more drugs, so read at your own risk. This is a work of fiction, and if you are devoid of humor in your life, you won't like it.